Do You Think....

That complementing me and starting an argument with me, ABOUT U2 much less, is going to get me to message you back?

You seem like a sharp and funny person and you are very attractive, but how can you hate U2??? They are responsible for most of the groups you like!

Do the groups I like wear slicked back hair, wrap sunglasses, and have a lead singer named Bono?

I am a sharp and funny person and thank you for that but you know who's not? Shannon Doherty. And do you know who her favorite band is?

U2.

Enough said.