and with this, i introduce to you "humpday creepster"

we've already covered how a well thought through message makes all the difference, but sometimes even if a guy puts some effort into it, it still doesn't work.  case in point - this guy...

Do you know what a man and a snowstorm have in common?
You never know how many inches you're going to get, or how long its going to last.

So tell me, oh great catch. Why are you single, and looking for a match? 

while creative and unique, this message just made me gag.  i'm gonna break it down for you, in case you can't see why this message is SO off-putting (you can though, right?  of course you can.  you're not a creep).

1. the opening joke.  depending on the situation, i may have laughed at this joke.  like in a bar.  on a second date.  and if it started off by him saying "i heard the WORST joke the other day...".  as an introduction, penis innuendo typically doesn't go over well.
2. the rhyme scheme.  "...catch...match"  gross.  cheese city!
3. the worst question EVER.  "why are you single...".  don't.  just don't ever ask that.  because it's the exact same as asking "what is wrong with you and why will no one love you?" (you'll see a full blown post on this at some point in the future). 
4. the photo.  yeah...that's a garter on his head.  he's a party animal...or something.

i'm curious if that line has ever worked on a girl before.  my guess is no.